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kolakins
17 July 2009 @ 04:53 pm

righteo おんあ and おとこ this is what i want from ebay this month! obviously i am sad enough to tell everyone and why? because its just soooooo gooooood.
aroggant cuteness!!!!! )
righteo the first attack of the cuteness isssss.....

this luchbox!!! isnt it the cutest thing youve ever seen in your life?? you want it too i know you do.

or possibly this bento box??
i think you can get the accessories too but i like the lunchbox above....
 

anyway... thos are my practical wants. i want alot more things, ill update the want list week by week, and if i get any of them youll be the first to know!

^_~y
またね!
~こら

 
 
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kolakins
17 June 2008 @ 11:20 pm
even though i cant spell i have decided i am going to fucking spam japan once i learn nihongo and fucking get a "working holiday visa"  HOW FUCING AWESHUM?!

and and and yus... the whole point of it is to stay in japan for that little while longer.

and what better way to learn about the culture than to work and be in the hustle and bustle of the land of the rising sun

fuck yeah... i = fucking genius

*dances like a fucking TARD*

yeahhhhhhhhh japan i love you 
*finding picture of japan and caresses it* 


im gunna sexually harass google to find out more about this working holiday visa  


i think this might be that 60% more satisfaction than sex could give anyone, afterall sex only lasts a few minuits/hours. JAPAN WILL STAY IN YOUR HEART FOREVER


lots of love 
Kola tha Japan-ophile
 
 
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kolakins
17 March 2008 @ 02:47 pm
 thick and stupid

 okay i am gunna start posting you guys lessons for free (arent i nice?)  even though my keyboard is fucked!

so if you add me as a friend you will get tolear the language :D arent i sly?!
 
 
Current Location: the toilet
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Linkin park breaking the habit
 
 
kolakins
03 March 2008 @ 01:17 am

Would

You


Like
 
More?!


ADD ME THEN YOU FUCKING TARD!


oh and thankyou for reading this far... but comment me also?

 
 
kolakins
24 January 2008 @ 07:41 am
YO! my lil shneevils.. i was up larst nite and me has me a job! 
i working in a factory yay me!
lol im a picker and packer for a place called E.P. Barrus and its fun so far... i started on tuesday and i gt my cheque on monday :DD yaaaaa
it should be about 100 squid which means... yeah you guessed it... ANCAFE!!!!! LIVE!!!! IN FEKKIN LONDON.. thatll be the first thing i buy. you know you love me gankyuu!!!

ha ha ha and if i save up enough it also means spending moneys! hooooo yeah... i might be able to buy an entire outfit on the day :D hooooooo yaaaa Shnookems!

if you havent worked it out these words are all from my love of Jay from jay and silent bob! JAY is WICKED AWESOME SHNOOBEMS!

i dont even know what it means but its a great word! XDD 

hooo yaaaaaa moneys in me pocket moneys in me pocket *dances like a gypsy on crack*

im only doing this for the money but bugger me ima gunna be tireded! :O gei gei gei for you!!!!

hope your happy you lil bums ima gunna have to make this friends only because i need more friends...







So if ya wanna read about anymore of my escapades yous will haves to add meeeeee....

if you havent already!
 
 
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kolakins
29 August 2007 @ 11:26 am
i sat in the living room with my lil bro's and smacked em both up-side the head! 
I may sound evil buti love em really, ha ha ha i need to get gankyuu jelly to come over to my house and look at their hair... i need to sort out one of em though loolz.

i finally deided to start shaving y eyebrows again... no matter how much my mother Dislikes it! 
i have too much fun drawing them on... loolz my little bro shouted at me today saying "mums got a bigger arse than you" and i just laughed... they are both currently behing me playing HOT WHEELS ¬.¬
fuckin game!!! 

oh and i watched a well funny hentai series... iveonly seen up to episode 3 but still its well funny... for example, this guy was brought up by a robot who had him call her mother (in the first scene when he keeps saying mother you think its incest). O.O

and then he meets this Were-wolf type lady... when she has sex she transmutates into a were wolf and the guy shagged her too... and that was just in episode one O.O oh and the werewolf lady is a spacepirate too.

in episode 2 he shags the werewolf lady again, they try to steal a gem or something like that called Virginia and of course the lil pimp Taiyo goes all out . the robot lady clones herself to that of the FEMALE captain and then saves their butts. after that she has to shag him to get energy back (how that works i dont know). the pirate girl goes and steals Virginia after forcing the real capltain to watch... and then join in.... O.O

that was the end of episode 2

Episode 3 was extra funny... the leader of the Space Army was playing with a Pee Pee and then she leaves him (PRICK TEASE!! D<) goes to the army, sets everything up and ambushes the robot boy and pirate.... later they are all in a prison cell and.... ye you guessed it... MORE SEX!!!! .... god i have alot of time on my hands dont i?

ohhh and its called Spaceship AG  watch it... i PMSL 

and another one which is funny in my eyes.... also quite mature NOT FOR YOUNG EYES!!!! loolz is Girls Bravo BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! i dont even know why i am writing this shit... GAWD I AM SOOO BORED!!!
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kolakins
28 August 2007 @ 03:50 pm
ha ha ha i bet ive spammed all your profiles by now.... sorry! its just i cant keep my trap shut... 

I am trying to persuade Gankyuu to go to town with me for a job-hunt..
I need a job for when we get to college...
I cant claim ema! my folks are too rich
But they dont have the money for mee!!! FUKIN GHAY GHAY GHAY!!!

ahh well at least i get to do a course which takes me one-step closer to my ideal job...

TATOO-ARTIST!!!!
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kolakins
28 August 2007 @ 02:50 pm
it didnt show up O.o
 
 
kolakins
28 August 2007 @ 02:25 pm

my brother shouted the stuidest thing ever... he shouted my nipples are sexy! WTF ARROGANCE!!!but then again i cant talk,i got asked if i thought myself sexy... well theres no denying it i think myself fucking the shit look at this...how can you say thats not sexy? thats an embarrased smle my smile is more like this and i look more like this one now.. O.O
that was me taking the piss out of AOI from ayabies smile XDD

 
 
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kolakins
28 August 2007 @ 01:47 pm
i have forced my brothers to let me dye their hair... 
and its still baby hair, really thin and bright blonde... 
im brunette so its all goood baybay!!

i Did not feel an ounce of guilt Due to the act that they are little shits, 
and not my FULL brothers.

one isnt too bad and the other looks like a twat... they have school next week to so thats even funnyer

SHIT O.O I HAVE COLLEGE!!!!! loolz at least i dont get told off or my hair at college XDD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA he hehe i dyed the purple bit in the front of my hair green.. so now at the roots its Purple/Blue/Green XDD my hair is like a deep sea blue ... SHEXAY!!!!
 
 
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kolakins
27 August 2007 @ 09:58 am
If you could travel back in time to spend a day with someone, who would it be and why?

go back to just before world war one and meet HITLER!!! then i would have ripped off his stupd little moustache and he wouldnt have looked soo stupid!
 
 
kolakins
27 August 2007 @ 05:02 am
OMFG!!! im still wide awake! and its only a week untill i go to college!!! woot woot! my gcse's are shit so the best i could do at college was first diploma! 

ahh well at least i know im going to do well

... if i try...

hard enough....







i gotta write some CV's for todays weekend job-hunt.... and i gotta wait till friday before i can call my old work for the tax re-bate.... im too young to be taxed loolz bloody twats taxing me!. i got a cat pouncing behind me ooooh
 
 
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kolakins
27 August 2007 @ 03:23 am
i dont actually think i am going to get to sleep any time soon... O.o its kinda scary but hey i sorted out my chari now i dont feel like a chip-munk... O.O ohhh speaking of chipmunk... i might have to save money to see kana! O.O XDD
 
 
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Current Music: DJ SHARPNEL
 
 
kolakins
my computer is sooo FUCKING GHAY!!!!! it freezes and then it goes, and then i go downstairs to smoke and then i find its where i left it last time in the middle of uploading a page... and no its not because there isnt enough room in my effing computer, its just my computer is a lap-top that has now been converted to a proper computer! i have a chair to short and im thinking of changing my hair... hmmmm but its already too short. god i just realized how bad with punctuation i am... no wonder gankyuu jelly has a go at me or it XDD  the scary thing is.... its o2:56 in the morning and im not really tired... hmmm doesnt coffee help alot?! ahhhahhahahahahhaa!!!! i dont know what came over me just then huh hmmmm loolz!!!!!!!
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kolakins
26 August 2007 @ 11:28 pm
私はたわごととしてうんざりする! 私は友人と出かけ、それから私の家の中の時間を!!使った! 、私のプロフィールが、多くの人々私が。芝生を刈りたいと思うことを今日…私の母は私で、得るフーバーを今日叫んだことを私が発見した愚かな事を頼むほとんど退屈かもしれた私は加えるためにである。 O.o WTFは考えている彼女!!だった! imそれをする十分に愚かのように。 しかし私はhehをした! 、私の友人のおかげで私は貴方達がそれを点検するべきであるDJSHARPNELに今常習している…それがleの性…の、私は私の眉毛を分類した私にたくさんの眉毛があった従って私はそれらを…確実な人々がwouldntはここにあることを私のOリングの生命について…彼らを別の方法で聞きたいと思うはいim短くしたことを…私が決定した! effing DJSHARPNELL!!! 単語が…言うことができるが、一方では再度密接に取り除かれてsisen多数他得るより人をもっと愛すれば! 私は彼がイギリスに!!すぐにもどって来ていることを望む! 彼はセクシーなmofoである!
 
 
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